Quotes
“My teacher offered me a bong hit last night.” - Kaelan
“No city is complete without a Catholic Day-care center on main street.”
– “Other Religions Jump on the Pedophilia Bandwagon” NU Times New Roman
– “Other Religions Jump on the Pedophilia Bandwagon” NU Times New Roman
“If my boyfriend lived on campus i would fuck him every night. And if his roommate had a problem, i would take a break and fuck him.”
- Requested to stay anonymous cause her boyfriend would be pissed if he knew she said it
- Requested to stay anonymous cause her boyfriend would be pissed if he knew she said it
“Incidents reported since January 12:
Money Stolen: $2,302
Cellphones missing: 7
Naked men: 3″
- Northeastern Crime Log (Feb 16)
Money Stolen: $2,302
Cellphones missing: 7
Naked men: 3″
- Northeastern Crime Log (Feb 16)
“Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedy’s!” — JFK (Clone High)
“I hate how fucking stupid child molesters give all pedophiles a bad name.” - Evan
“Don’t even get me started on Snoop Dogg. He might as well be Wayne Brady at this point.” - Evan
“Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will.” - Jawaharlal Nehru
Alex: You should come to the gym with us.
Paul: (hesitates)
Alex: Dude, working out makes weed so much better.
Paul: I do need to go to the gym.
Paul: (hesitates)
Alex: Dude, working out makes weed so much better.
Paul: I do need to go to the gym.
“The sooner I fall behind in my work, the more time I will have to catch up.” - Sister’s Roommate
“Spend 3 months coming up with a way to integrate “gimp” into his name humorously.” - Will
“Will’s hell would be being stuck behind The Gimp on the stairs for eternity” - Anonymous
“You don’t see people walking around the Middle East killing each other.” - Ahmad
