Candy

The SaintApr 10th, 2006Posted by The Saint on

So I bought some Twizzlers from a vending machine. They got stuck. Max and I proceeded to shake the machine til the twizzlers fell. Between the time we started shaking and the time the twizzlers fell, a bag of peanut m&m’s, a pair of Reese’s cups, and some york peppermint patties also fell. Does it make me a bad person?

Ingredients in Milk Chocolate: “Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Chocolate, Nonfat Milk, Milk fat, Lactose, and Soy Lectin and PGPR, Emulsifiers.”

  1. NONFAT MILK AND MILK FAT?!?
  2. Why are there 2 and’s that are not at the end of the list?
  3. What the fuck are Emulsifiers?