Selectable Fan Speeds in My Car (Revisited) 09/28/09
Select Points of The Motion Picture Production Code of 1930 07/11/07
IMDb Plot Keywords for Battle Royale II
by Evan
Excerpts from a Two Page Ad in SkyMall for Gravity Defer Dress Shoes 05/25/07
Things that Measure at (or about) 100 Feet 05/25/07
Reasons I Won’t be Getting Anymore Dunkin’ Donuts Maple Cheddar Egg & Sausage Croissants 02/14/07
Interview Questions for a Slot Player 12/30/06
Five Guilty Pleasures (in no particular order)
by Lilly
To Do List 02/22/06
Select Letters from Today’s Newspaper 01/25/06
The Part of the Headline Didn’t Show (1/20) 01/21/06
Select Movies Listed on IMDB’s Top 50 Rated “Comedy” Titles 01/15/06
Words I Didn’t Know Could Be Used as Verbs Until Listening to 24 Hours of Chirstmas Music 01/11/06
Satan’s Christmas List 11/30/05
Car Add-Ons: Order Based on Increasing Pathetic-ness 11/30/05
Captions for the Yahoo Sign-in Pictures 11/17/05
Things I Love About Florida
by Lilly
Sounds My Elevator Makes: Order Based on Decreasing Appealingness 10/13/05
Events that If They Happened as Often as Baseball Games, You Would Feel It was Ridiculous 09/22/05
People Who Are Evil: Order Based on Evil in Terms of Karl Roves (the SI Standard Unit of Evil)
by Evan
Reasons I’m Pro-Choice
by Evan
Things That Did Not Fit in at the System of a Down Concert 08/25/05
Other Things that Could Have Been Done to/for Bill 08/16/05
Things I’ve Been Paid to Do this Week 08/13/05
Top Fifteen McSweeney Lists 08/12/05
Selected Ads on The Onion’s Homepage 08/12/05
Things to Do in Paris 08/12/05
Things a Bicyclist Did that Confused Me Because She was Wearing a Reflective Vest 08/10/05
Things I Learned from Watching TV at 7:30am 08/02/05
Selected Topics from the Suggested Readings Listed in My Hotel’s Bible 07/27/05