An open letter to Kurt Loder and John Norris
Dear Kurt Loder and John Norris
Maybe you missed it when you got your last physical, but you are old. 51 and 47, respectively. You should have been exiled from MTV when I was five. How do you not kill yourself when they are putting wrinkle cream on before you go in front of the camera? Neither of you are Dick Clark, you are aging, and not well. A wise man once said, “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.” This does not apply to you. It’s weird and disgusting. Please retire from all things involving young people.
Sincerely,
Patrick
September 1st, 2006 at 9:53 am
You should have been exiled from MTV when I was five. How do you not kill yourself when they are putting wrinkle cream on before you go in front of the camera? Neither of you are Dick Clark, you are aging, and not well.
These guys also have one tenth of one percent of Dick Clark’s talent, charisma, or money. That’s why they’re still on mtv, and you could sample 100 people on the street and maybe 3 of them would know who they are.