Actual Conversation My Friends Had

The SaintJan 23rd, 2007Posted by The Saint on

Alex: Tik, would you be Tiger Wood’s butler?
Tik: Yes.
A: What if you had to lick his ass every day?
T: No!
A: Once a week?
T: No!
A: Once a month?
T: No!
A: Ok, how about you have to lick his wife’s ass while he watches and masturbates?
T: Hell Yeah!
A: …and you’d have to wear a bear costume.

Billy: I don’t see how that makes it any weirder.

My life for the next 6 months

The SaintJan 4th, 2007Posted by The Saint on

Office Space

There is even the people that answer phones all day on the other side of my cubicle wall.