Actual Conversation My Friends Had
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Alex: Tik, would you be Tiger Wood’s butler?
Tik: Yes.
A: What if you had to lick his ass every day?
T: No!
A: Once a week?
T: No!
A: Once a month?
T: No!
A: Ok, how about you have to lick his wife’s ass while he watches and masturbates?
T: Hell Yeah!
A: …and you’d have to wear a bear costume.
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Billy: I don’t see how that makes it any weirder.
January 24th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Can you read 2+2? what is do kid is on a tear. Clearly the sup bro of BBV.
January 24th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Also, there’s a poker tournament tonight at my school, and my totally unfounded suspicions that these people don’t have the slightest clue what they’re doing were crushed today by the following announcement:
We just wanted to remind everyone of what they MUST BRING:
1. 20 dollar buy in and re-buys(if you would like)
2. 1 DOLLAR ENTRY FEE-this fee is MANDATORY and WE WILL NOT HAVE CHANGE so please do your best with getting a single dollar.
3. A chair if at all possible. We could not find alot of chairs, so if you can bring a chair BRING ONE. This is no joke, it will not be our fault if you have to stand all tournament.
January 24th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Yes, not that I’ve read all of them, but he hasn’t posted since near the end of December. Don’t know how he’s gotten enough bumps to bring all those threads to be on the first page.
OWNT! Don’t worry about the chair, you won’t be there long enough for it to matter.