Captions for the Yahoo Sign-in Pictures

orgasm

The O-Face (You know: Oh. Oh.)

bunny

“Help me! If you let her take me, I’m done for. Done For!!”

flower mouth

SexDoll3000: All the Sex without the Nagging

eyes

“And this is what I want to look like after the Surgery.”

“Dude, I’m down here.”

push

“If this guy doesn’t start getting shots framed right, he’s fire” — Yahoo Marketing

tits

“Perfect. He stays.” — Yahoo Marketing

red

“I just sucked off the Kool-Aid Man.”

racist

Generic racist picture.

black jesus

“OMG, Black Jesus!!!”

old

“IT’S JAWS!! EVERYON — uhhgg ah”

kid

“I used to be cooler than you.”

scared

[I have nothing for this one, but really, what the fuck.]