Captions for the Yahoo Sign-in Pictures

orgasm

The O-Face (You know: Oh. Oh.)


bunny

"Help me! If you let her take me, I'm done for. Done For!!"


flower mouth

SexDoll3000: All the Sex without the Nagging


eyes

"And this is what I want to look like after the Surgery."




"Dude, I'm down here."


push

"If this guy doesn't start getting shots framed right, he's fire" -- Yahoo Marketing


tits

"Perfect. He stays." -- Yahoo Marketing


red

"I just sucked off the Kool-Aid Man."


racist

Generic racist picture.


black jesus

"OMG, Black Jesus!!!"


old

"IT'S JAWS!! EVERYON -- uhhgg ah"


kid

"I used to be cooler than you."


scared

[I have nothing for this one, but really, what the fuck.]