People Who Are Evil: Order Based on Evil in Terms of Karl Roves (the SI Standard Unit of Evil)

  • Satan (1.2 kiloroves)
  • Adolf Hitler (.23 kiloroves).
  • Josef Stalin (.22 kiloroves)
  • Darth Vader (.14 kiloroves)*
  • Saddam Hussein (95 roves)
  • Voldemort (71 roves)
  • Charles Manson (58 roves)
  • Lex Luthor (25 roves)
  • Osama Bin Laden (18 roves)
  • Karl Rove (1.0 roves)
  • Ken Lay (.97 roves)
  • Dr. Evil (.85 roves)
  • Sean Hannity (.24 roves)
  • Gary Oldman (.20 roves)
  • Omarosa (90 milliroves)
  • The black spy in Spy vs. Spy (54 milliroves)
  • Ed Williamson, he knows why. Motherfucker. (50 milliroves)
  • The Easter Bunny (14 milliroves)
  • Me (7.2 milliroves)
  • Evel Knievel (1.0 milliroves)