Reasons I Won’t be Getting Anymore Dunkin’ Donuts Maple Cheddar Egg & Sausage Croissants
(When compared to my regular Sausage, Egg & Cheese on a Plain bagel)
- It is more expensive.
- Croissants are too crumbly and flaky.
- The structural integrity of a croissant does not match that of a bagel and makes grasping the sandwich in one hand while driving difficult.
- Jesus was Jewish, not French.
- American cheese is better than Cheddar.
- I barely tasted the “maple syrup”.
- It’s more expensive.
