Reasons I’m Pro-Choice

  • Fetus blood key ingredient of quality anal lubricant.
  • Hate our troops; worry that babies might one day grow up to become our troops.
  • Want women to learn that there are no serious repercussions to promiscuous premarital sex in the hopes that more women will engage in promiscuous premarital sex with me.
  • Gain sustinence from tears of Baby Jesus.