Selected Ads on The Onion’s Homepage

  • Screenhead: Hello Kitty has Cancer
  • Win a copy of WHY DO MEN HAVE NIPPLES?
  • SOoo fast doesn’t mean “fast”
  • MaintainYourIdentity.net
  • Funny Vintage T-Shirts starting at $4.99
  • Buy Original T-Shirts at Superkenty.com
  • Y not be unique? Customize a T.
  • Find sexy sweatshop-free T’s and more
  • Wacky Japanese Tshirt -I LOVE ALCOHOL
  • IS TOM CRUISE CRAZY? funniest tees
  • GOTTA GET LAID. funniest t-shirts
  • PC-dating-sim games from Japan!