Things I’ve Been Paid to Do this Week

  • Play PSP
  • Turn a state-of-the-art radio on and off
  • Have people make fun of my dad infront of me
  • Have people realize they just made fun of my dad infront of me
  • Have people realize I don’t care that they made fun of my dad infront of me
  • Watch movies
  • Use 100 zipties wiring backpacks
  • Use another 100 zipties re-wiring backpacks because one of the 50 connectors needed to be fixed
  • Use another 100 zipties re-wiring backpacks because a resistor needed to be put on one wire
  • Eat cookies