Top Fifteen McSweeney Lists
- Ways Jesus Saves
- Percentages of Internet Users Genuinely Engaged in the Action in Column “A” While Typing the Abbreviation in Column “B”
- How to Tell People that You are a Billionaire Without Sounging Obnoxious
- Two Bugs on Display at the Montreal Insectarium, the First of Which I Thought Very Impressive Until I Saw the Second
- New Slogans for America to Use to Sell Itself to the Islamic World
- A Hand-by-Hand Description of My Face During a Recent Poker Tournament
- Play-by-Play of Classic Sports Rivalries If the Team Names Actually Represented the Combatants. And Also, Instead of Playing the Sport, They’re Fighting to the Death
- Things That Did Not Stay in Vegas
- Clocks Ranked According to the Ease With Which One Can Tell Time From Them (Easiest to Hardest)
- Suggested Names for Religious Rap Artists
- Campaign-Trail Quotes From George W. Bush, If He Were Running for President in 1848
- E-mail Addresses It Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone
- Things Koala Bears Would Say
- My Attempt to Further Depress a Particularly Unfunny List, Sent to Me by Someone at Work, by Making Random Remarks
- Steps in the Creation of a List
