The Irish Thug

Not in the “I did really well” way, more of the “really entertaining” way.

All hands are .5/1 NL Holdem 6max and at the same table over a period of 3 hours.

Seat 7 – Hero ($92.85 in chips) Button
Seat 8 – SB ($31.95 in chips) OSUFORMULA
Seat 9 – BB ($66.60 in chips) RAILBENDER
Seat 2 – UTG ($215.71 in chips) LLFISHLL
Seat 6 – CO ($222.05 in chips) RUKUX
SB – Posts small blind $0.50
BB – Posts big blind $1
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Qc Qd] 2 folds, Hero raises $4 to $4, SB folds, BB calls $3
*** FLOP *** [10s 10d 8s] BB checks, Hero bets $8, BB calls $8
*** TURN *** [10s 10d 8s] [6d] BB checks, Hero bets $15, BB raises $35 to $35, Hero raises $55 to $70, BB – All-In $19.60
Hero returned ($15.40) : not called
*** RIVER *** [10s 10d 8s 6d] [Ah] *** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero – Shows [Qc Qd] (Two Pair, queens and tens)
BB – Shows [Ad As] (Full house, aces full of tens)
BB Collects $130.70 from main pot

Seat 5 – Button ($41.65 in chips) CAGPD129
Seat 6 – SB ($29.50 in chips) KRISAMAGUS
Seat 7 – Hero ($88.25 in chips) BB
Seat 8 – UTG ($31.60 in chips) OSUFORMULA
Seat 9 – MP ($120.70 in chips) RAILBENDER
Seat 2 – CO ($238.01 in chips) LLFISHLL
SB – Posts small blind $0.50
Hero – Posts big blind $1
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Kc Ac] UTG calls $1, MP raises $3 to $3, CO calls $3, Button calls $3, SB folds, Hero calls $2, UTG calls $2
*** FLOP *** [10c 2c 2d] Hero checks, UTG bets $3, MP calls $3, 2 folds, Hero calls $3
*** TURN *** [10c 2c 2d] [5h] Hero checks, UTG – Bets $3, MP calls $3, Hero calls $3
*** RIVER *** [10c 2c 2d 5h] [7c] Hero checks, UTG bets $3, MP raises $9 to $9, Hero raises $24 to $24, UTG folds, MP raises $62 to $71, Hero – All-In(Raise) $55.25 to $79.25, MP calls $8.25
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero – Shows [Kc Ac] (Flush, ace high)
MP – Shows [7s 7h] (Full house, sevens full of twos)
MP Collects $192 from main pot

OK, now here is the one that is awesome beyond description. The player chat is included.
Seat 6 – Button ($22.15 in chips) KRISAMAGUS
Seat 7 – Hero ($112.70 in chips) SB
Seat 9 – BB ($208.35 in chips) RAILBENDER
Seat 2 – UTG ($181.51 in chips) LLFISHLL
Seat 4 – MP ($67 in chips) SLOWDAWG
Seat 5 – CO ($58.75 in chips) CAGPD129
Hero – Posts small blind $0.50
BB – Posts big blind $1
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Ah Qh] UTG raises $2 to $2, MP calls $2, 2 folds, Hero raises $6.50 to $7
RAILBENDER:alright, will donate some of your money to the cause
BB calls $6,
LLFISHLL:me to
LLFISHLL:cant help myself
UTG calls $5, MP folds
*** FLOP *** [9s 5c Qs] Hero bets $10,
RAILBENDER:now you are in trouble
RAILBENDER:just kiddeing
BB folds,
LLFISHLL:one more
LLFISHLL:what does the table think?
SLOWDAWG:kq here
RAILBENDER:live up to your name
UTG calls $10
*** TURN *** [9s 5c Qs] [7d] LLFISHLL:NICE
Hero bets $22,
SLOWDAWG:all the way
LLFISHLL:lol if i c one more he might not b to happy
UTG calls $22
*** RIVER *** [9s 5c Qs 7d] [9c] SLOWDAWG:if you got it
LLFISHLL:i know what he has
Hero bets $30,
SLOWDAWG:get em
UTG – All-In(Raise) $142.51 to $142.51, Hero – All-In $43.70
UTG returned ($68.81) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
UTG – Shows [6c 6s] (Two Pair, nines and sixes)
Hero – Shows [Ah Qh] (Two Pair, queens and nines)
Hero Collects $231.40 from main pot
RAILBENDER:nh
LLFISHLL:close
SLOWDAWG:oh
LLFISHLL:nh
LLFISHLL:put him on Ak
SLOWDAWG:me too
LLFISHLL:back to the start
RAILBENDER:i thought he had the pocket qqs

And just when I thought I might come out of this on the good side.
Seat 4 – Button ($91 in chips) SLOWDAWG
Seat 5 – SB ($52.75 in chips) CAGPD129
Seat 7 – Hero ($231.40 in chips) BB
Seat 9 – UTG ($202.25 in chips) RAILBENDER
SB – Posts small blind $0.50
Hero – Posts big blind $1
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [5s 3d] UTG calls $1, Button calls $1, SB calls $0.50, Hero checks
*** FLOP *** [4s 2d 6h] SB bets $5, Hero calls $5, UTG calls $5, Button folds
*** TURN *** [4s 2d 6h] [8s] SB bets $15, Hero raises $40 to $40, UTG folds, SB – All-In(Raise) $31.75 to $46.75, Hero calls $6.75
*** RIVER *** [4s 2d 6h 8s] [4d] *** SHOW DOWN ***
SB – Shows [4c 6d] (Full house, fours full of sixes)
Hero – Shows [5s 3d] (Straight, two to six)
SB Collects $110.50 from main pot

The biggest pot I won at this table, excluding the one shown, was a net of $10. Managed to leave down just less than $200.

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Edit:
So around 1 I decided I was ready to take another crack at pushing north again.

Well, the poker gods thought otherwise.

Seat 3 – Button ($125.33 in chips) BAD GUY
Seat 4 – SB ($93.18 in chips) BIG_BOBTAIL
Seat 5 – Hero ($97 in chips) BB
Seat 7 – UTG ($27.95 in chips) MONGOOSE
Seat 9 – MP ($121.25 in chips) GLIP
Seat 1 – CO ($65.30 in chips) BAADSHAH111
SB – Posts small blind $0.50
Hero – Posts big blind $1
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [7h 9h] UTG folds, MP calls $1, CO calls $1, Button folds, SB calls $0.50, Hero checks
*** FLOP *** [3d 5s 8h] SB bets $1, Hero calls $1, MP calls $1, CO calls $1
*** TURN *** [3d 5s 8h] [Kh] SB bets $2, Hero calls $2, MP calls $2, CO calls $2
*** RIVER *** [3d 5s 8h Kh] [4h] SB bets $5, Hero – Raises $17 to $17, MP folds, CO – All-In(Raise) $61.30 to $61.30, SB folds, Hero calls $44.30
*** SHOW DOWN ***
CO – Shows [3h Ah] (Flush, ace high)
Hero – Mucks
CO Collects $140.60 from main pot

I say that here I knew the flush was the only thing he’s raising there, and it was the tilt calling. Unbiased people feel free to comment on all hands.

Seat 5 – Hero ($97.70 in chips) Button
Seat 4 – CO ($89.63 in chips)

*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [6c 7c] UTG folds, MP calls $1, CO raises $5 to $5, Hero calls $5, 3 folds
*** FLOP *** [10d 7h 6h] CO bets $5, Hero calls $5
*** TURN *** [10d 7h 6h] [2c] CO bets $5, Hero raises $20 to $20, CO raises $35 to $40, Hero – All-In(Raise) $67.70 to $87.70, CO – All-In $39.63
Hero returned ($8.07) : not called
*** RIVER *** [10d 7h 6h 2c] [7d] *** SHOW DOWN ***
CO – Shows [10s 10c] (Full house, tens full of sevens)
Hero – Shows [6c 7c] (Full house, sevens full of sixes)
CO Collects $178.76 from main pot

The next hand, no time to reload or sit out.

Seat 9 – SB ($121.30 in chips) GLIP
Seat 4 – UTG ($178.76 in chips) BIG_BOBTAIL
Seat 5 – Hero ($8.07 in chips) MP

*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Qh Qd] UTG calls $1, Hero – All-In(Raise) $8.07 to $8.07, CO folds, SB calls $7.57, BB folds, UTG calls $7.07
*** FLOP *** [Qs 7h 6d] SB bets $10, UTG folds
SB returned ($10) : not called
*** TURN *** [Qs 7h 6d] [8c] *** RIVER *** [Qs 7h 6d 8c] [Ad] *** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero – Shows [Qh Qd] (Three of a kind, queens)
SB – Shows [Qc 10s] (One pair, queens)
Hero Collects $23.96 from main pot

Yeah, I’m gonna take a break. See you in a week. What a shitty birthday present.

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