What America Means to You
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This is something that has bugged me since was first made aware of the phenomena. The item in question is a segment of a Dave Cheppelle sketch in which Snoop Dogg recites an essay he wrote while high when posed the following question. What America Means to You? This was part of a larger sketch entitled “The Weed Olympics”. It involved amateur and professional stoners were pitted against one another to perform specified tasks. The amateurs were college students and the professionals were rappers, Snoop Dogg and one other whom I can not remember.
The phenomena in question is not that the sketch existed, but the fact that there is close to no record of it’s existence.
Searching the internet using various combinations of snoop dogg, dave chappelle, america, and means to you, no transcripts or video footage has been found. In my most recent attempts to find the full text of Snoop Dogg’s essay, I found two page to do acknowledge it’s existence.
Within Opentopia’s encyclopedia, there is an article on Chappelle’s Show. In the article’s comments on the DVD Releases, it mentions that:
“Some material from the show, such as What America Means to You did not make either DVD set and is as of yet unreleased.”
The Wikimedia article on Chappelle’s Show makes no mention of the sketch, but does mention that Snoop Dogg was a “Frequent or notable guest stars.”
From there we move to the biggest find to date. On a personal webpage (listed as belonging to the user “gilgamesh”), we have an actual excerpt from the essay. I will leave you with the words of this great lyricist in hope that his words will inspire others to dig deeper in to this mystery and see what else can be uncovered.
“…Chuuch, tabanacle, titty 1, titty 2, the prophet Eli. My mental gymnastics will flip you like an Aunt Jemima flapjack. Now, how ’bout that?”
April 17th, 2007 at 6:16 pm
The amateurs were college students and the professionals were rappers, Snoop Dogg and one other whom I can not remember.
Bishop Don “Magic” Juan
I can’t find anything either and it’s frustrating as hell.
April 17th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Very likely to be the correct answer.
April 18th, 2007 at 12:16 am
No it is the correct answer I was just letting you know.
I thought maybe if I used his name to search with I might be able to find something that you’d missed, but it seems the Man’s buried all the evidence. Which is too bad because that was one of the funniest ideas they’ve ever come up with.
January 25th, 2011 at 8:31 pm
“Be kind to your prostitute.”