The Irish Thug

So I’m at Walston’s today buying my usual sandwich and powerade before practice today. When the cashier is getting out the change, she asks me if I wanted my two pennies. I said sure. Then to myself, “Wait, who the fuck do you think you are that you can rob me of my two cents. They are my pennies, if I don’t want them I’ll put them in the Take-a-Pennie tray.”

Then I thought about it some more. “Hold on here, the sandwich and drink comes out to something like 6.37. You had to go to the coin section of the drawer anyways!”