Inappropriate Comments & Food Poisoning

I’ve been home for a few days. This means that my parents have gotten me to listen to a fair amount of Christmas songs. It’s fine when doing the tree, but the whole ride home from Boston is a little much. Since I was being subjected to this stuff, I started actually listening to what some of the songs were talking about. The song that struck me the most was Baby It’s Cold Outside. Turns out this song really has nothing to do with Christmas, just happens to be set during the winter. What is actually happening in the song is the woman is thinking about ending the night and heading home after having spent the evening with the man. So, it really ends up boiling down to, the guy wants some ass. She probably likes him enough, but must not do that on the first date. Then the comments about drinking start getting more prevalent. Turns out he really wants this ass, enough to get her drunk enough to say yes. Now those are some great American values, if I’ve ever heard any. Exactly the type of things I want my kids to be listening to during the young and impressionable years.

I don’t care what people say about eating raw eggs, uncooked cookie dough is levels above the cookies they become when baked.

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  • Mxmvlcty Says:

    that’s like my favorite song. I saw it in a movie once where the girl was trying to get Red Skelton to stay, and it was pretty hilarious.

    I agree about the cookies, however.

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