Breakfast

The SaintFeb 14th, 2007Posted by The Saint on

Reasons I Won’t be Getting Anymore Dunkin’ Donuts Maple Cheddar Egg & Sausage Croissants
(When compared to my regular Sausage, Egg & Cheese on a Plain bagel)

  • It is more expensive.
  • Croissants are too crumbly and flaky.
  • The structural integrity of a croissant does not match that of a bagel and makes grasping the sandwich in one hand while driving difficult.
  • Jesus was Jewish, not French.
  • American cheese is better than Cheddar.
  • I barely tasted the “maple syrup”.
  • It’s more expensive.