When You are Flying for an Entire Day You Get Creative

The SaintMay 25th, 2007Posted by The Saint on

I spent all of Sunday flying back from Dallas to Boston. With all that time, I ended up with two new lists.

Things that Measure at (or about) 100 Feet
  • One third of a football field.
  • Length of Boeing 737-500.
  • A 9 story building.
  • 33 paces.
  • The distance you are told to leave between your car and a fire truck or school bus.

Excerpts from a Two Page Ad in SkyMall for Gravity Defer Dress Shoes
  • You will find a renewed enjoyment in walking places. You’ll park farther away at the grocery store, shopping mall, and the office just to get extra time walking in your Gravity Defer Shoes.
  • It’s almost as if Aeolus, the Greek god of wind, himself has taken his powerful wind out of his bottles and put it into each of the Gravity Defer Shoes.
  • The show is so much fun that the energy reciprocating shock of the Gravity Defer Shoes will actually give you the feeling of wanting to dance and be active. You might just find yourself joining a dance class soon!
  • These ethereal shoes will transport you through life with such vigor that your friends and family will hardly recognize who you are.
  • The shoes that world famous Secret Agents would wear the to black tie party where they end up doing reconnaissance before they are chased around a European city by evil henchmen … You will feel like you can keep up with the best of the World Famous Secrete Agents when you are wearing the Gravity Defer Shoes.